I RESIGN!!!!!

Dear Boss,

                I take this awesome opportunity to tell you that I resign from YOUR & my duties. I had this great tempting to address this one to quite a few co-workers; and then display this on the notice board at the plant entrance. But, considering one of our values of our company viz. EMPATHY, I have decided not to carry out this public face-smash and instead send this letter to you, only. But, I also take this opportunity to warn you that I may keep a few bigger thugs in the CC & BCC options, an important lesson you have taught me.

When I shall think of you in future, though the likelihood of me remembering you seems highly unlikely, one sentence will always come to my mind, 

“IT TAKES THOUSANDS OF NUTS TO MAKE A CAR, BUT JUST ONE TO SMASH IT ALL OVER THE PARK!”

                Let me make you realize how lovely I feel as I write this letter to you. See this picture below; imagine that I am the kid & you are the wall.

What I considered to be a normal dust gunk under the mouse of our shared PC at the office was found to be, after keen study, your residual & now fully grounded boogers. This has been a sort of an epiphany, to prompt me to resign, apart from several other things on which I can dedicate a book upon.

I wanted to write much more. But, I came across this.

And I decided to put my sword down.

   

Regards,

Ameya AB.

PS: I have my exit interview lined up in today’s schedule. I am gonna suggest them a major cost cutting option. And I guess you have a fairly good idea what is it.  

LATER.