DISCRETE NEWS

I begin with a new week after having muttered a lot of flak for Ashish Nehra & for our Nature( for the former for proving that he is that version of Chetan Sharma which can actually pitch a cricket ball, even if that delivery happens to be a juicy & blue half volley capable of being bumped off out of the park even by the likes of Tim Henman & Ashish Nehra himself ; and for the latter for being very cruel to the Japanese people), I understand that we have a match  up with Australia & there will be lot of aftershocks of the magnitude enough to shake up an elephant or a belly filled python. We need to keep a portion of all that flak for further use on Ashish Nehra. Because if common sense prevails amongst you & me & in general we all, we must understand that ‘a lazy, totally unfit, unusually tall & exceptionally thin with teeth (protruding ones) that resemble to those of Badnaam Munni’ won’t learn to bowl banana-swinging Yorkers in the matter of 5-6 days. It is said that the Aussies are at their worst condition since the retirement of Mark Waugh i.e. since 2002. Though this Australian side does not intimidate the world with the names like Gilchrist, Warne, Mcgrath, Hayden & Martyn, they surely have a lot of match winners like Cameron White, Watson, Lee & Hussey. The Aussies can not be taken lightly. They are not their usual Invisibles, but they still continue to be good. And our bowling still continues to be an embarrassment of that magnitude as it has been all these years, if not more.

This week’s most important news is undoubtedly that coming from our South India. Chiranjeevi, the star who’s known for his on screen persona of being someone who fights against corruption, injustice, dowry, crime & rape, has been caught on the wrong side of the dangerously flowing deathly river. To cut the entire story & my tedious way of presenting it short, Chiranjeevi’s son has been accused for dowry harassment. My advice to his son, better give in writing a public apology, in case the bigger star, Rajni knows about this & there’s an earthquake in India followed by a tsunami.

Also, the super talented Uday Chopra wins (finally) an award at the Golden Kela Awards. Well, there can’t be bigger news than this. Mind you, it is not the only reason Uday Chopra keeps trending on Twitter. We all love him, don’t we?

And to abruptly put an end to this absolute non sense I have put in this post, let me add to it about the fact that I have resigned from my professional duties to practically do nothing in future, apart from watching hot movies, downloading more hot movies & then watching some more hot movies. And yes! Now that I have nothing to do, I can read daily Shobhaa De’s blog to have my share of enough laughter that will in turn keep me super fit, just like our dearest Shobhaa.

LATER.