Effrontery- Making a Presumption of an invention of a phone that would be located at the vocal chord of the humans. And a headset embedded in the outer skin of the ear. Highly developed eye-lids.All by 2049.
8th FEBRUARY, 2049. INDIA.
Ameya AB with Hands-free, Handset-free, Vocal chord chip-phone connecting to Reminiscenizers (3000 Light Years away): Hello! Am I hearable? Hello! Is it Reminiscenizers?? This is Ameya AB from The Surya-Srishti Solar System (I know this is too much optimism & an unprecedented assumption made on the belief that India WOULD be a SUPERDUPERpower & a tech-Hub. And it will have all the fucking right to give the solar system a BHARAT oriented name). I am from the Earth. Is any body there to answer?
Input to Ameya AB Audiledermo: Good Evening Sir! Hello! This is Neha speaking. I am a service executive at The Reminiscenizers. 3000 Light Years away from the Earth. Tell me Sir, how can I help you?
Ameya AB with Hands-free, Handset-free, Vocal chord chip-phone connecting to Reminiscenizers: Ohhooohoho! Hi! Really? Neha Really? I thought you guys were limited to English! Neha! Awesome! Do you know other ‘Earthly’ languages like Marathi, Tamil, Malayalam??
Input to Ameya AB Audiledermo: The other languages are being decoded, Sir. The work will be done soon! How can I help you, Sir?
Ameya AB with Hands-free, Handset-free, Vocal chord chip-phone connecting to Reminiscenizers: OK! Back to the purpose of the call! You people are so focused. I have heard a lot about your Organization from a few fellow fumans…uhh humans. What kind of services do you provide? Brief me about it!
Input to Ameya AB Audiledermo: Yes! Mr. Ameya AB! We have a wide range of products and services to offer. Our Top Dog is ‘The Reminiscence Channel’. That’s how we have zeroed in the name of our company, The Reminiscenizers. If you happen to use the service, you will be the first one to do so.
Ameya AB with Hands-free, Handset-free, Vocal chord chip-phone connecting to Reminiscenizers:
You mean ‘The Reminiscence Channel’? Sounds interesting! What kind of reminiscence? What about the other products?
Input to Ameya AB Audiledermo: Yes! Mr. Ameya AB! The range is great. But, our system shows that your mind, at this point of time specifically, is in an outstanding need of ‘The Reminiscence Channel’. And…. ( interrupted)
Ameya AB with Hands-free, Handset-free, Vocal chord chip-phone connecting to Reminiscenizers:
How can you say that? I mean, are you reading what’s on my mind? And how can you be so sure of that?
Input to Ameya AB Audiledermo: Yes! Mr. Ameya AB! Our system is highly sophisticated. To explain it all to you will kill a lot of your valuable time, Sir!
Ameya AB with Hands-free, Handset-free, Vocal chord chip-phone connecting to Reminiscenizers: OK! And you CAN stop repeatedly calling me Mr.Ameya AB! Simply say Ameya. Tell me how this newly developed product will help its ‘First Time’ user. And of course, its safety features.
Input to Ameya AB Audiledermo: Yes! Mr. Ameya AB! (IRRITATED I listen!)The product is safe to use. It provides you with an opportunity to flash back your mind and concentrate on to a particular day, event, time duration of your life as per your choice, Sir!
Ameya AB with Hands-free, Handset-free, Vocal chord chip-phone connecting to Reminiscenizers: I go back a few years and re-live the past moments! Is it?
Input to Ameya AB Audiledermo: You shall see those moments again. But, the re-living facility is non-existent. Only the ALMIGHTY and the TRIMURTI can do it. ..(interrupted)
Ameya AB with Hands-free, Handset-free, Vocal chord chip-phone connecting to Reminiscenizers: You know about the TRIMURTI? AMAZING! You guys there are so ahead of time. Actually, ASTONISHINGLY ADVANCED TO GO BACK AND REWIND THE TIME. I am too excited to keep on talking. I want to use this re-living tool. But, before that, fix the deal.
Input to Ameya AB Audiledermo: Yes! Mr. Ameya AB! (Again! Phew! I bang my fist on the table! Causing 8.3 Richter scale Shakiness.)Our methodology is different from that which works best back on your Earth. We first provide you with the product and then go about its trading and dealing stuff. So, do you want to use our product, Sir?
Ameya AB with Hands-free, Handset-free, Vocal chord chip-phone connecting to Reminiscenizers: I am looking forward to use it. But, I hope it won’t cost me a fortune. I need an assurance that I won’t be deceived.
Input to Ameya AB Audiledermo: Of Course not, Sir! We aren’t humans!
Ameya AB with Hands-free, Handset-free, Vocal chord chip-phone connecting to Reminiscenizers: Put a check on your comments!!!! OK! Leave it! Let’s start.
Input to Ameya AB Audiledermo: Yes, Sir! The product will be loaded on your system and through your VID’eyelids’, the past event will be played. This will require a processing time of 2 mins. I am loading it on your system. Are you Ready, Sir?
Ameya AB with Hands-free, Handset-free, Vocal chord chip-phone connecting to Reminiscenizers:
Sure! I am eagerly waiting.
Input to Ameya AB Audiledermo: But before that Sir, we want you to give us some important features of the time period you wish to RE-LIVE. Some important details like the year or the specific date to go to, characters,location,etc.
Ameya AB with Hands-free, Handset-free, Vocal chord chip-phone connecting to Reminiscenizers: Do not remember the exact date. But I can specify the year. OK?
Input to Ameya AB Audiledermo: Yes Sir! Mention the details when told to do so by our product.
The program loads onto my system.
A brief of ‘The Reminiscence Channel’ is being played.
It was as boring as any Self-Help Manual. And it BEGINS.
I start giving all the details they ask for.
DATE: MAY, 2009.
LOCATION: BANDSTAND, BANDRA.
CHARACTERS: THAT’S A LOOOOOONG LIST. PUT 76 PEER (wrong to call them PEER, they are more than just colleagues) PEOPLE, A FEW LECTURERS.
OTHER DETAILS: VIVA TIME. A TAPRI. A SAPLESS, DECREPIT WALL WITH A GARDEN, AND THE INTERMINABLE ARABIAN SEA IN THE BACKGROUND ACCOMPANIED BY FRESH BREEZE.
AND. A LOT OF ANXIETY AND LACK OF SUBJECT PREPARATION. And whatever else the situation demands.
This is followed by a few more instructions. The VID’eyelids’ sense a few visuals. The system says it is ready for execution. And it begins. Back to 2008.
OhohHohh!
I can see myself. Much younger. Not much physically fit though.
( To Be Continued...)
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